What Type of Student Are You?

For nostalgia's sake, allow me to commemorate our beloved classmates back in our college and high school days. Ha-ha! 

Actually, the list below was already compiled about 2 years ago, when my nephew needed a list of the different types of student for one of her project. You're probably one or a combination of them. I'm sure you'll remember a classmate just by reading each one.



So without much intro, let the list roll!

		Amazing Disappearing Re-appearing   a.k.a. “The Ninja”. Usually has the guts to show up on the last day of the semester for evaluation and is shocked to find out that he failed the class. Usually owns very quiet sneakers for sneaking out of room for a smoke or a nap while teacher is giving instructions.
		Alien     a.k.a. “The Loner”. Bank stares for being usually in another world and brings a portfolio full of every supply for every class, everyday! Has a sensible haircut and keeps a sketchbook full of drawings of comic book and video game ideas. Never talks, probably masquerades as a superhero on weekends.
		Anime  Wears glasses and pins with witty sayings about nothing in particular. Got some handsome haircut, low maintenance! Usually extremely smart and bright. Hmm...
		Average      An average face --doesn't have much to say. Well, wears an average shirt, nothing fancy. Usually owns an average sketchbook full of theories on the law of averages.
		Club Spends about 15-20 minutes on projects and 2-3 hours on hair and make-up: forgets portfolio, forgets homework! Loves to text, constantly!
		Comedian One of these in every class; some good, some bad. It would certainly be hard for a class to come each day without one. A comedian has a bag of humor and jokes of his own, and is usually the one to break the ice.
		Curious a.k.a. “The Paranoid”. Consistently checks what's going on around every classroom and hallway, finding out what's hot and what's not. Always has that “weird” feeling of something's gonna happen and usually sneak of new comers' background in order to discover some never-been-told before stories.
		Dirty     Spends money on cigarettes and ink. Has some hidden piercings and a messenger bag. Loves to bring markers for vandalism.
		Dude Was born to play the “Dream Guy” role. Spends most of the time in the hallways, lobbies, and other areas where face is mostly visible and is paranoid to think of being talked about. Spends more money on perfumes and powders rather than school supplies.
		Emo     a.k.a. “The Depressionist”. Wants to be different from everyone else. Does some piercing on every part of body possible. Owns black phone: to play depression-inducing music. Loves old Converse shoes and styles hair at least 45 minutes each morning with Elmer's glue.
		Environmentalist Wears shirts from recycled materials. Bag made from recycled materials, too! Sometimes wears hip-retro Grandma glasses and some crappy home-made jewelry, plus a hanky from old Grandpa.
		Gamer  Bad haircut from family barber. Has a pale pasty complexion from lack of fruits and vegetables, and sun exposure.  Wears witty T-shirts whose fatness is from nothing but fast food and sitting. Occasional migraine comes not from playing 18 hours of video games.
		Geek    Knows everything about comic books and movies. Wears extravagant bracelets and key chains that has nothing to do with his outfit and is care-free.
		HipHop     Wears XXX large shirts and does not wear a watch to tell what time to come on class. Owns a bag that is full of music magazines and has patented the wearing of huge enormous headphones!
		Legalistic     Sometimes has halo on entirely too tight causing migraines. Encourages other students to except the goths. Wears a promise ring and manages to work Jesus in every assignment.
		Metal Wears a (usually black) band T-shirt and brings a portfolio full of cool fantasy art illustrations. Brings CD Player and is quite friendly and has great attitude.
		Mom Student     Always has a positive outlook and has something nice to say. Always prepared and lends out supplies to ill-prepared students
		Performer Sent by parents to college not to study, but perform. Could sing and dance really well. Spends 2-3 hours studying and most of the time practicing; notably counts on exemptions during examinations.
		Sidekick Always the first to sing praises for the richer and the prettier ones, carries their bags and fights for them - in exchange of a cookie or something. “Amazement” to others (even if nothing's really amazing) is a must. Usually loves to daydream in dreamland.
		Slow  Consistently strives to be on the Dean's list regardless of unsurprising failing grades due to slow functioning of the brain. Professors usually marks card as “Passed” (with eyes closed) at the end of the semester as reward for the perfect attendance and punctuality to cover the poor academic performance.
		Snob  Short haircut, no frills! Smug look comes from praises of parents and girlfriend.
		Stressed  Constantly anxious about next assignment. Grinds teeth! Heart is vibrating from caffeine overdoses, bites finger nails and feet hurt from running around like an idiot
		Talkative Hairdo reflects curly bouncy personality. Constantly interrupts opinions, stories, critiques and advice and owns a bag that is full of stuff that has a story behind each all; feels the joy from hearing and telling stories.
		Underachiever Gotta love this one. Just sits in the very back of the class and appears to be zoned out the whole time. Comes in and out of the class with no one even noticing, as if a non-existing student and is normally not surprised to have failing or low grades during exams.
		Whiny    Excuses and complaints constantly comes out of mouth easily and always runs late! Usually, homework is incomplete and portfolio is missing because of numerous reasons but miraculously shows up on time for evaluation with no work and an empty promise to bring in some finishes the next day.

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So, have you figured out what type of student you are?? Post your student type in the comments section below! 

 
Yolks Smileys Emoticons used in this article were designed by Doenerking of deviantart

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